ma-jenka:

When people walk slow in front of you

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carryonmy-assbutt:

clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

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I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: distancefromhappiness)

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

senpai-with-benefits:

malicewondrland:

A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:image

I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.

imageWelcome to Walmart, motherfucker.

my mom would actually love you omfg

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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tastefullyoffensive:

[aaragon]

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

roachpatrol:

lumos5000:

dontblinkat221b:

so my friend was asked to identify doctor who characters

i can’t choose a favorite they are all gems

I’d watch this show until my eyeballs dried out

(Source: poshhutcherson)

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: doutzenkros)